Fully Functional Parents

What Will Be The Tipping Point?

When should we all cut our losses and get out? never? Now?!

The Archives! Hook Hand! And Having No Game!

Some stupid horror stories!

Betty Boop, Alcoholic?

Those skinny legs?! And Disney! What’s up with Disney?!

Tennis Lessons Can Get Violent!

And the Lunch Lad is practical and reasoned with his charges!!

Pigs! Everywhere! And Salt N Pepa! And Daniel Radcliffe!!

Catcalling, singing about sex and Daniel will do anything!

Best Soundtrack Ever! and FFP is Now Sponsored by Hormel Chili!

Buy it at Wegmans! It’s dog meat free! And sort your receipts please!!

The Archives! Teenage Body Chess! And Chicago, WHY Is It So Hard to Say You’re Sorry?!

An oldie but a goodie about our teenage bodies and my ex boyfriend’s love of Chicago!!

Can You Handle It?! (Cleaning up after your dog!) And A Bra Fitting!

Are you a whiny baby about poop? And I’m wearing real bras now!!

Where DO Birds Go At Night?

And my dad is Ted Danson?!

God Forbid David Apologizes to Me!!

But he’ll apologize to the Minecraft movie?! And pig masks!!