Fully Functional Parents

*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2022, 2023 & 2024!* We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam ”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

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Episodes

14 hours ago

Stopping is Optional!

14 hours ago

14 hours ago

We are Rome! And we’re idiots who microwave metal!!

3 days ago

I’d Rather Be… Puzzlin’!

3 days ago

3 days ago

And stop driving like a jerk!!

4 days ago

Would You Still Ignore Me If We Were The Only Humans On Earth?

4 days ago

4 days ago

The answer is probably yes!!

5 days ago

We Miss You, Gary Larson!

5 days ago

5 days ago

Cartoons!!

7 days ago

The Archives! FFP Teaches You Some Manners!!

7 days ago

7 days ago

And making out with mustaches: gross!!

Friday Mar 21, 2025

Eating Each Other’s Underwear!

Friday Mar 21, 2025

Friday Mar 21, 2025

And who cares about pop culture? Davey’s parents!

Thursday Mar 20, 2025

The World: Naked!

Thursday Mar 20, 2025

Thursday Mar 20, 2025

It’s gut season, listen to our plan to change that!

Wednesday Mar 19, 2025

Thanks A Lot, Coworker! Now I Have to Amputate My Hand!

Wednesday Mar 19, 2025

Wednesday Mar 19, 2025

And do drug addicts want to be in Corporate America?!

Tuesday Mar 18, 2025

One of the Best Nights of Our Lives! The FFP Frat Party!!

Tuesday Mar 18, 2025

Tuesday Mar 18, 2025

FFP parties hard with our amazing wonderful friends!!

Monday Mar 17, 2025

Snot Bubbles = True Love! And Eating People?!

Monday Mar 17, 2025

Monday Mar 17, 2025

Armie Hammer, what the heck, man?!