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*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2023, 2024 & 2025!*

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog!

“Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe

“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street

“Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron

“I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam

”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

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